I would imagine some of these kids are rich, and know about great food on fine China. Like really great, and really fine. Also, for some this may be their first time ever sitting at a table that nice. I’m quite certain both want a do-over.

Candace, can you explain to me supply-side, or “trickle-down” economics as it’s widely known?  AOC can. 

I don’t know if you’re right, but I like the sound of it. I know the experts don’t seem to have a problem with it, but when I read how they wrote in the past - recently read The Federalist Papers again - I feel we’ve lost something important. That is writing.

“Use > utilize”

I figured out the nose problem for me. If a LaFerrari was a dog, this is what a geriatric version of that dog’s face looks like sticking out of the window.

Please take that ugly ass scooter with its rigid rear for a few hours around the mean streets of Jalopnik world HQ and report back. 

Yep, my first-year Nissan Hardbody had the dual plugs. I drove it for a month one time with almost no power until I figured out the exhaust side coil died. 

All the above: Better than a day at Formula Drift. 

I wanna see the guns on the Chinese kids that make this shit.

I wanna see the guns on the Chinese kids that make this shit.

Me and my E30.

Ooh, I like that take. I’m too lazy to go look up the etymology, so this works for me!

Having lived in other places, I am amazed at the propensity of Texas highways to have overhead signs in the middle of curves - with arrows pointing down, supposedly at the lanes. Well, they’re pointing at a lane, for sure. Then 100ft. later you realize it’s actually the lane next to the one you’re in as your exit flies…

“...before the motor law.”

I’m resistant to it because of the price tag.

They could tell you, but they’d have to kill you.

Look at that, G-Wagen, Chrome wrapped S-Class?, G-Wagen...  No way that’s not some mafia shit going down. 

the AWD fad

This is one of those things I agree with and have no idea why. 

Cool. The rest of us will drive a fucking canoe if someone puts a suitable powertrain in it.

I’ve no interest in vehicles that the mere act of starting is a crapshoot.