Probably the same amount of wind and road noise too.  /s

that ugly squatting-dog “coupe” monstrosity.

It gets some people like that. Hey there, Jalopnik. 

I nearly died from an asthma attack and a dead six-month old Pinto. Yep, good times.

We see you over there by the straw men. 

If an evil mastermind is holding your girlfriend hostage in his frozen lair, that’s precisely what you’ll need.

No. That is worse than the shit I drew in 7th grade. (um, yeah, if I had pics, rest assured they were destroyed).

268 kW = 360 hp

If you simply couldn’t find one, you can recreate most things: Repair the broken one, cosmetically, with glue, body filler, etc. and finish it with primer, fake texture, etc., whatever it takes to appear like it should. Make a silicone mold of it. Pour a new piece with two part resin then paint it to match. They…

“ we expect it will just drive like a BMW. Ho hum.”

50/50, as God intended. 

A boy can hope.

Like every other thing in my life, fuck yourself on this one too, Bezos.

Interesting profile.  Upon release, this one will be called Soupcan. 

Don’t forget the sales people who sell things we haven’t even finished designing yet. You know, the ones who never work a minute past 5 while the rest of the plant is on mandatory overtime nobody asked for?

So, you’re not a mechanic. Ok, fine. 

Pretty safe to say most of us have replaced leaking ones that look a lot like that, yes. 

A Finnish Mosin Nagant 91/30, which I thought at the time was a poor choice for a mugging. Nevertheless, she did leave with my wallet.

Maybe it’s just because I’m a car guy, but that’s a kick ass jack-o-lantern.

Clapdoor. Sure, why not. It just rings with positive connotation.