A boy can hope.

Like every other thing in my life, fuck yourself on this one too, Bezos.

Interesting profile.  Upon release, this one will be called Soupcan. 

Don’t forget the sales people who sell things we haven’t even finished designing yet. You know, the ones who never work a minute past 5 while the rest of the plant is on mandatory overtime nobody asked for?

So, you’re not a mechanic. Ok, fine. 

Pretty safe to say most of us have replaced leaking ones that look a lot like that, yes. 

A Finnish Mosin Nagant 91/30, which I thought at the time was a poor choice for a mugging. Nevertheless, she did leave with my wallet.

Maybe it’s just because I’m a car guy, but that’s a kick ass jack-o-lantern.

Clapdoor. Sure, why not. It just rings with positive connotation. 

Still in Dallas. Still heartless. Better luck next time, suckers. 

Somebody added something, and that something was the thing that put it beyond the capability of the current design. Trust me - just be glad somebody listened to the engineers before production  on this one.

I’m wowed. 

Or just dropped one on his porch, rung the bell, and run off? Surely close friends and relatives, at least, have seen enough suffering here.

LOCK HER DIFF.

Lol, yep that sounds about right. To hear me tell it, a bandit encourages wheelies like a drunk cousin, but yeah the busa’s far too comfortable in ludicrous speed for its own good.

A bandit ain’t gonna help that problem! 

At least here, that’s not what they’re for. You stretch it, you ride it to the track and run 9's. Then do more things to go even quicker, depending on your budget. For this application it is perfection.

I’d do it. That would be so badass to restore. But then again I can’t afford to replace 99% of it, which it probably needs.

Of course. Won’t use them either. 

What next? A light, flickable 3 series?