Dude, I would have just traded you my black ones. 

Tell her the E92 is bigger so it just makes good sense to get one of those.

Oooh, thanks. Now everything I do will start with “You’re gonna fuck this up, but I’ll try again...(delete, start over).”

My feelings are hurted. 

I’d go for a chancier Avancier.

My wife loves the ‘59 LeSabre front end. Almost bought one from my grandpa once, but he tried to rip us off. Good times. 

Please tell me you got to call your ex-wife “Wench” all the time. That’s about the only redeeming thing about being around the SCA crowd. My neighbor is a Civil War actor, man do I hate talking with him.

What are you talking about? This is the internet. Everything’s our business. 

I’m 51 years old, wrenching for about 45 of those years. TIL “exhaust cutting tool.”

Even better: Original Morbec’s

Oh, hey brother!

street rods, or other garbage like that

You have a basement?

And “BMW’s aren’t what they used to be.” Can’t forget that one. 

Golf? No, I’d be riding my bike after work. Sorry you won’t be able to come home in gloomy darkness. California gets it. Spring forward and STAY THERE. HELL YEAH!

BMW E92

“No expense was spared.”

I ain’t got words. 

I think they were going for the “and you can accelerate quickly without having to downshift” aspect. Which is cool and all, but predictive of nothing but that.

I really didn’t like those in daily driving. It’s a mental thing, like “is it actually going to work if I push it?” At least the ones I drove were impervious to squeezing. You had to pretty much press with the tip of your finger(s). Not a natural motion by any measure - unless you’re accustomed to clawing thin sticks.