No, clearly not him. I was there when he was pounding out that first fender on a stump in the back yard. Never forget that ‘stache.

Were I the judge in this case, dude would drive a Camry with no A/C in Austin for the rest of his natural life.

I’m only a few more times of 20K being described as “crazy cheap” away from just not reading car sites anymore.

When we got our ‘86 Chevy G-van, used, a small snake skin came out of the a/c vent. We drove that thing for years waiting on a snake that thankfully never came!

Take yo nasty star.

Elon, Dude, this “I don’t need practice” thing of yours has its limits.

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

As of this morning. Now them non-drivin’ sonsabitches done came for my E90.

Dude’s lost his damn mind.

Sing along, y’all. This one’s got a good protest song vibe to it.

I know that they convinced me go in, only to rack up a bill I’ll never be able to afford because the very expensive insurance I pay for covers nothing, and I’ll never make that mistake again.

I’m paranoid enough that after this sad tale I’m probably gonna sniff around the nozzle a bit if I’m ever pumping gas in bumfuck.

Find an E92 328i with a manual and thank me later. I miss mine so much.

Beautiful. Here is a terrible photoshop of a dream I have for a ‘48.

It would be really cool if someone more knowledgeable on this particular mod could add to the following, but:

It looks worth a test drive, no doubt.

Am I wrong thinking this is something stability control should handle? I mean, If I was him I’d have all the nannies off too just ‘cause I’m rich, bitches, and Corvette. But then again I wouldn’t because of this crap right here. It would so happen to me...

Came for this.

That’s awesome. I don’t see any events listed though. Do they run any races there?

Local Rally, you say? (as another innocent coffee cup angrily flies out the back door of his office).