Y’all don’t sit around and do blow anymore? Yeah, might as well get a 9 to 5, sheesh.

Wheel? Near the curb?

Only way I can think of making anything near “fair” or an actual contribution to the season is to just make it a time trial.

Exactly. My daughter drives a dart, she likes it. Nobody got ‘em.

Lucky man.

Are they expats from Arlington, TX? The backstory is identical. Except in Arlington the “undesirables” came anyway. Life’s a bitch for a dying boomer.

I’m sorry most don’t know you have a leader even worse than ours.

Easy. Being five years old and knowing all the wrench sizes by sight because I was in charge of them and I was an important member of the race team.

Hey! Look behind us!

Why not hate her for reasons she earned as an individual?

A Crosstrek and a Flex? You kidding?

Um, we’re not supposed to talk about that...

Well, my car does hear me say you suck a lot...

I can’t. But my car is faster after I wash it...

It may not be in the scope of this article, but you may want to address old engines, cams, and the zinc issue.

My first duty as a new owner would be to rip out that cruise night cacophony maker duo.

Sweet.

My dirtbiking days are in hiatus for two reasons:

I can vouch for the highly effective Sylvania kit. It took about an hour per side.

I don’t agree with Kathy Griffin. If you see dear Tomi in public, throw the nearest thing you have. Throw it hard.