Many times, in the back seat of a Reliant K, young me contemplated the demise of Dodge. Most just don’t understand the scope of the carpocalypse that was upon us.

Except in a BMW E9x without sport seats. If you had to move it manually you’d probably quit searching for a comfortable position.

Do yourself a favor. Give your kids a note that says:

That would be a good look.

Win for the blacked-out lights hater. Hands down idiotic.

Getcha some!

I’m conflicted as shit now. If I get caught in a tornado, I do not know how to yell fuck in another language. On the other hand, neither does this guy who actually speaks one.

Dammit. Aluminium is better. Politely go away now.

But, but... I simply don’t like crossovers. I have a distinct hate for all things BMW GT .

Good story!

Not sure the relavance, but in order of use:

Hmm. Dark blue has now been added to the list of non-old-man colors. Your contribution is greatly appreciated!

I don’t think you understand how this repentance thing works. It starts with giving back the shit you stole, or, if you’re a hopeless sinner, maybe just leaving it “where the cops will find it.”

My inner Industrial engineer applauds. My inner tree-hugger sighs.

I don’t understand the lack of small pickups at all. I don’t need a locomotive to haul most things I have that don’t require a trailer. Mostly.

Race car vids need a mic by the exhaust to overcome the mighty transmission god’s proclamations inside that cabin.

Clearly. Everyone knows NB’s need to be gray or black.

For every silver hill of shit, there’s some douche ready and willing to die on it. Carry on, good sir.

This is the right and sane attitude, Patrick. Probably.

Never touch the stuff. Packets from the QT are all a player need.