Nice story. I drove a black ‘66 with the 383 in high school. Such a cool car, I’ll never forget it.

You don’t say! I am currently en route on my return trip from Italy, on board the big boat, with a little something-something down in the hold. When we’re back stateside I’ll make sure you’re on the list for our next shindig. I’m having my track resurfaced right now with the finest asphalt specially ground with…

Nah, I’m just trained to know when linear change no longer works. Good luck.

“by that same line of reasoning i think we can also all safely put to bed the notion that there is a secret society or shadow government that is actually in control of elections, banks, and the world in general, as i would imagine that the illuminati (or the freemasons, or whoever) would have surely never allowed…

Do try the guinea pig. Quite tasty!

It happens.

Awesome report from the future, Alanis. This is good jalop.

90% metal! Horns up!

When we pray for the return of round headlights, sometimes we get mocked by the gods.

BMW can’t remember why they need to BMW anymore. Sad.

These may fall in the “minutes/miles from delivery to ditched” category.

Florida approves.

You gotta pace yourself with these types of things.

Sounds about right. 100% backward. Typical. Pathetic.

Yeah, I did not need to see that. Less than 10K miles!

That is one good looking sedan.

You work for an outlier. Good for you, but it’s not representative.

Damn sure not one I run. I know what you do every second of every day. Not creepy, it’s called a schedule, and we have to “compete” with third world wage slaves. They don’t call us the most productive workforce in the world for nothing.

Your car is street legal if it has the necessary equipment (lights, etc), passes safety and emissions tests (if applicable), and you register it.

They should talk to that guy that figured out why you don’t want too many choices in the salad dressing aisle.