“have limited function outside of their desire to go fast”

Do you ever drive angry to the auto parts store. ‘Cause I do.

Sixteen episodes on the youtube. Good stuff.

Like you stuck the camaro in a dryer too long and it came out with better everything.

I lust after them daily, but it’s certainly waining over the years - admittedly being a bit of a luddite but mostly budget constrained. We know NA can still pass emissions. We just need a model that is light, with legendary-scale nimble bmw handling, and well, add that together and it’s called fun. Make it 275hp, hell…

Underground parking robot machines just can’t get here fast enough.

I love all the republicans clamoring for him to drain the swamp. Bitches, he doesn’t give a shit about the swamp. Trump and the deep state are just at war among themselves over power. Power over you.

If the entitled aren’t bitching, you aren’t protesting right. Kaepernick is a good man. Don’t ever let up on anyone trying to bury the message with fake “patriotism.” Keep up the good work, fellas. You’ll get there.

Um, it’s Florida? Clearly they’re making a rocket.

This irrationally angers me.

I hate Bangle’s lines cutting across the planes I used to understand as the side of a car. But then I look at mine and I don’t.

Hell yeah. I thought this was racing. Why just be the ambulance driver when you can be the winning ambulance driver?

Ok, Trump was clearly nowhere near, as noted by the lack of tacky adornment.

I’m alpining pretty bad for the blue one.

I’ve been know to arrive late to the Airport, hand the keys to the attendant, glance at the smoke from the wheelwells and say, “You know, you really should wash the cosmoline off these new cars.”

No.

Dearest TVR,

Very near Florida Man’s location there is a golf-course style skeet shooting place, can’t remember the name. Drive lifted golf cart to next station, shoot clays, drive to next. It’s heavenly.

You should move to FL. I lived in Volusia County for ten years and I really miss my idiot redneck friends. After this dignified corporate life of mine is over I’m going back and retiring just outside of New Smryna Beach, and it’s gonna look a helluva lot like this video...

Hmm, I would have expected much less Corvette left after 125 mph into a tree.