POLAND STONK!

THIS IS WARSAW!

Our kielbasa will blot out the sun!

Lets go Poland!

Citadel DLC is the best DLC of all time.

...if someone really needs the mythological pseudo-references explained to them, then that person is an uneducated moron.
Don't pretend that these hamfisted names are clever in any way.

"Baby, are you Gandhi, because you just fucking nuked me."

Maybe they thread you right, because with no offense you sound like you are 13. Witcher 2 is a 30-40 hours game and it has maybe 5 seconds non-optional boob showing. If that's what you get out of the game, you seem to have strange prioritys, for someone who pretends to "not care that much about boobs"

If the third game is like its prequels, then it's less "Everyone's secretly evil" and more "Everyone's fucking terrified by bullies with swords", with Geralt merely being slightly more benevolent than the average bully.

"From the creator of hit classics like Populous and the Fable series.."

nice to meet you Brilliant, I'm Sarcastic

We were in pretty raucous agreement about The Witcher 3's morality (or lack thereof), though. One early side-quest choice, as recounted by Keza, led to a really unexpected outcome—one that turned our perceptions of "the good choice" and "the evil choice" on their heads. We also agreed that the series has come a long…

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

"Far Cry 4's DLC forces you to grind until you die for no reason."

CRUSADER KINGS IS ETERNAL

"It's nice, owning the only pair of gloves in North Korea."

Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.

Halo 4 has feeling? Beyond the ending, which made me hysterical (why did they do that, it wasn't necessary), Halo has always had feelings to me. John is introverted, so you have to pick up on his nuanced and quiet humanity. I don't need any of this extroverted bullcrap that sounds like every other video game on the…

I largely agree with this although I would maybe swap Halo 2 with 3.

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