Why does it have two eject buttons? Does it spit the cartridge back at you like a pop-tart in a toaster?

This reminds me of every vision children had of how the power glove would work... And probably works as well as the power glove did in its time. >_>

It's the world record for Any% (credits warp)... how is that not an accurate world record for a category that USES glitches?

And before him, there was Fighter: Not so master of sword-chucks!

My highest so far is 6600. But I swear, there are just too many flying enemies after that!

Kotaku... why are you so good at finding things that help me relieve my wallet of money?

Kotaku... why are you so good at finding things that help me relieve my wallet of money?

Because reasons. :P