I don’t even know where to start with this. Dodge rolling has always been a dumb, overused mechanic that is mostly the fault of Souls games at this point, and even there, it was limited by equipment weight and stamina.

I’d say the most controversial change is stuffing the game with microtransactions and live service bullshit in an effort to create a perpetual money machine for sex criminal executives.

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

I’ll say what I always say about Star Citizen: I have paid no money for it, do not own a computer than could even play it, ever, and my experience with it is pre-pandemic trials at my friend’s place that were extremely janky and broke a lot. My skin in the game is nothing.

But every time I played the game I saw the…

No one sane believes this is the end of the TRio.

Wow, I’m glad I don’t care about getting spoiled for this series.

What did one mushroom say to the other? “You’re a fun guy.”

This is incorrect: she’s clearly immune because her brain was already filled with too many terrible jokes, leaving no room for the cordyceps to take hold. It’s just basic science.

It’s entirely possible that the specific technique they used could find a certain class of exploit, and they let it run long enough to round up the majority of players u sing that class of exploit. So, say that the first week it was active they pulled in 20,000 cheaters, and the next week it snagged an additional…

Kudos to Valve for pulling this off but shouldn’t they keep the details more secretly guarded? Like won’t this tip off the cheaters on how to avoid this same tactic in the future?

I regret to inform you that you’ve excluded the best variant that’s been found, and you must now edit the article:

Meanwhile in America

The only way this game can be realistic is if all of the economic/production data given to the player is completely fabricated and over-inflated, but you don’t know by how much. Like you think you have X units of steel being produced, but the reality is you have a fraction of that. And do that across all of your input…

Dude, he just wrote the article, don’t shoot the messenger.

Egotistical prick.

Looks okay to me. If it plays similar to God of War, then what’s the problem again? Oh, right, the real “fans” will cry that it is not an isometric RPG with text only dialog trees.

Thanos is my “I won after YOU snapped” victory emote.

That and Asia is the predominant home of the fungi, but it’s more fun to pretend it’s racism without saying it’s racism...for reasons.

I never understood why monsters in sci-fi make an annoying clicking sound. It seems like all it would do is give away their presence and make it easier for their prey to run away. Animals that use echolocation do so at a frequency that their prey typically can't hear specifically to avoid this problem. 

Users of free apps are some of the most demanding buttholes out there. That’s why, even for hobby projects, it makes sense to charge something for it. It filters out most of those buttholes.