I don’t need a factcheck to realize this is a joke, but apparently a lot of Facebook aunts and uncles do.

This. It’s the Occam’s Razor answer here. Grace was too weak for Eywa to transfer her consciousness into an Avatar body, so Eywa did what she could: stored Grace’s consciousness in its database, and then fed that into Grace’s Avatar in the form of a pregnancy.

I think it’s pretty clear who Kiri’s “father” is. It’s pretty obvious it’s Eywa. My theory is when they hooked up Grace’s Avatar to the sacred tree to save her like Jake, Eywa instead since it couldn’t save grace instead “impregnated” her with what is now a Na’vi Avatar living analogue of Ewya.

This reeks of fuckery from that horse faced bitch from Georgia.

That’s a different situation- out of print ≠ out of copyright. 

Oh, cool! Good thing I never got this mediocre game then!

Depending on how old you are, you might remember the concept of “The Weekend Game,” as in the title you rented or borrowed from a friend and beat in like 2 or 3 sittings between Friday and Sunday.

The implication that Blake is retiring from the NFL because of the money he’s making selling Pokémon cards seems a little baseless. He has over $25M in career earnings from playing in the NFL.

Does anyone else feel like they could go in to a meeting with some of these higher ups, just say a long string of buzz words, and proceed to walk out with 10s of millions of dollars?

Because that’s honestly how I feel right now. Its not even con artistry at this point, these people are just desperate to lose money…

““I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that.””

No, Mark, you are making 11,000 other people take responsibility for that. You are taking no responsibility.

It’s not freedom of speech they want, it’s freedom from response.

Solid joke but he really is going to be driven off his own social network. Other users have decided that mocking him relentlessly is fun (I can only imagine since my Twitter account was pretty much abandoned the day after I signed up) and he clearly can’t handle it.

Even funnier are the Musk stans running around defending it as "his company his rules" ignorant of the "free speech" Musk promised. 

This shit gets funnier by the hour, this man in so far above his head it is ridiculous. 

100% agree. I’ve Chavez in my Devil Dino deck solely for the deck thinning. More often that not I don’t even bother playing her cause I managed to create a second Dino with Moongirl or created a better play thanks to White Queen, but the degree that her presence increases the consistency of drawing the important cards…

Creatives, here is a handy tool for determining the racial makeup of all fictional content moving forward...

The text was red before. With the 1.5 update, it’s yellow. Want to bet it turns green when the DLC drops?

Not bad. You held it together for 4 whole sentences before you let your inner child out. Might have been able to make a salient point ... but no, you had to go to childish insults, which just totally cut the legs off from anything else you might have said.

Here’s another similar take that I found really amusing:

By Buying Twitter, Elon Musk Has Created His Own Hilarious Nightmare 
Musk will likely ruin Twitter for one specific user: himself.

Fucker owns it for less than a week and is already tweeting conspiracies...