Why can’t this ever be seen as God’s punishment for electing Republicans? Katrina happened during when the last dumb ass occupied the presidency.

Keep telling yourself that.

Lol, sure they are.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Srsly, if they had to attack anyone, they would be so delusional to fight against Matt and Trey. They never gave a shit, period.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Admittedly, I don’t know a ton about trying to hook up with porn stars but it feels like saying you’re a big fan of the pornography they’ve made is kind of weak sauce.

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You’ve got lots of people pretending the earth is flat, or alleging that the moon landing was fake in the chat.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

Heather, your “Old Sonic Action Figure” just put like ..... Decades on my back.

“Otherwise, you can take this weak shit with you when you leave. Door’s right there.”

Can we be friends? That was awesome.

This response made me laugh (a lot) and I think you’re awesome.

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

I was just at the grill and I tried this method. Everyone looked at me like I was fucking crazy and laughed at me while speaking Spanish, not realizing I also spoke Spanish. Now I have the reputation as the crazy one and no one will ever fuck with me here. Thank you, Chris.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

It would be more prudent to take a standard arithmetic mean. Therefore we place half a slice of cheese on the bun and half a slice of cheese on the burger...

It seems like the compromise solution here is to put cheese on the top bun *and* on the burger as it grills.