Why do this bullshit at all? Anyone with a functioning brain is going to say “but you’re cool with Zeke Elliott being a dipshit?” If they just cut him without all of fanfare about looking like they take off the field shit seriously, no one is talking about this. I swear to god, people who work for NFL teams are the…

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

“Kickmen doesn’t even do corner kicks”

Bonus round: For and extra $500 and the lifetime supply of Rice A Roni, explain what exactly he means when he says “I’m not saying Philando wasn’t innocent, too, or that Frank Baker wasn’t innocent”.

Let’s play White Code Words!!!

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

As in the second GIF ultraman have a ultramicro penis

Uhhh... I don’t know what world you live in, but A LOT of people have repetitive jobs they don’t really care for because they need to pay the bills. And most don’t make a ton of money doing so. So I think you are mistaken when you say nobody would take that kind of job, especially if it made them a ton of money. A…

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

*WHOOSH*

They’re making a joke about criticism of Puig for vaguely defined character or behavioral faults and the conservatism of baseball’s conventional wisdom.

Great insight. Thanks for reading!

I used to work for PayPal and several other payment processors in the past, so I thought I’d stop and make a post about how chargebacks work through PayPal and other payment remitters. I haven’t worked in that industry in years, but from what I understand from old co-workers, it’s roughly the same policy-wise.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

At 7:45 it sounds like he says “Come Pete you’ve got this” so unless we hear otherwise I’m banking on it being Peter Parker currently in the suit.

What you won’t see in this clip is that, at the end of Sony’s entire presser, there was a short extra sequence showing that Miles Morales, who in the comics took over as Spider-Man from Peter Parker following his death in 2011, will also be in the game.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

Quickest way to “assimilate” in this god forsaken country? Anti-Blackness.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

As the proud “owner” of my very own toddler, let me tell you; little man flirts with the best of them.