I’m going to have to give my restoration team a talkin to. They’ve been seriously slakin’

Portrait mode = Hell’s Angle

‘80s Japanese coupe roll call!

Gizmodo: Chrome uses too much RAM.
Jalopnik: RAM uses too much chrome.

My secret is driving a naturally aspirated Volvo that would never win a street race.

Hands down it’s underestimating the time it will take you to complete a job. My rule of thumb is to think of everything that could go wrong, factor that time in, and then double it. Whether it’s a part that you didn’t realize you would need, a tool you don’t quite have, or a nut you’ll strip...you will be under the…

I’m laughing thinking of the new all-electric Alfa Romeo that has speakers outside instead of an exhaust note so passers-by can hear a piano and violin playing, the intensity of the song changes with your speed.

Jalopnik; where discussions on the feasibility of some guys daughter’s “marital aid” being wired to her car turns into an introductory class of electrical engineering.

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

The Carrera GT was the last old-school supercar. Manual transmission, race derived engine, very little driver aids, unforgiving. The only car that comes close is the Viper but it’s not the same

I’ve never seen one that wasn’t parked with the roof in this exact position.

A couple more things worth noting...

This. I'd take my 1977 VW Westfalia Berlin camper. Always a conversation starter and everywhere you go you're greeted with smiles.

My dumbass mechanic snapped a thermostat housing bolt inside the block.

My dumbass mechanic over tightened a stretch bolt going from the bellhousing to the block and turned it into string cheese.

Well, if we're going there...

There is one winner in all of this and it is the Morris Marina and its owners club.

This is sensationalist, dishonest and simply incorrect. The highest amount of tax on any part of your income is 52%, but it only applies to any money you earn in excess of 5200 USD/month. Basically, if you earn 6000 USD/month, lower tax rates apply to the first $5200, and then you pay 52% tax on the remaining $800. In…

NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE SECOND CAR HE BOUGHT IS: