There were apparently quite a lot of idiots on that plane, judging by all the people filming video while holding their phone vertically.

Ford Madox Ford would've been guaranteed a job for life, had he not went down the route of writing. I mean, sure, it wasn't necessarily his birth name, but it's the name he went by.

I see what you did there.

Totally expected this. People either like them (and probably own one), or they think they are terrible. Really they are just a product of the '80s and a company that had to economize/compromise because they were nearly bankrupt.

Maybe don't let the carb gaskets dry out then?

I won't disagree with you on the 3 camps of PCA owners. But you forgot the 4th camp: the 912 owners who just sit back and take it all in stride.

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

I think tyllnol is right. Maserati was ahead of its time and not a laggard as you claim.