I know his pain. My last employer totally blackballed me because I kept showing up to drive the school bus drunk.

“Some of my best tenants are black.”

It’s already tainted due to Gurriel for being a ignorant bigot.

Reddit is that away man!

The stabbing fact is indisputable and well taken, but a couple of counterpoints:

He made great moves in the Wild Card game to even get them to ALDS. And they FUCKING WON the ALDS so who gives a shit how it happened!

I’ll admit to some bias, but you really need to get a late-afternoon game at Coors Field in sometime. There’s something just amazing about the sun setting behind the mountains, the sky afire with color, while the Rockies shit the bed on the field in front of you... it’s just incredible.

I would agree, it has the best downtown/out-of-park view of any ballpark I’ve ever been to. Camden is still a close second, though for me it has the better playing-field view, probably the best in that class.

I hate to say it but also may be the best view from any ballpark I have been to. As a Red Sox fan Fenway is like a crowed sewer of forced singalongs and impossible parking stuffed into a city that is nightmare labyrinth of paved cowpaths.

“But it’s literally just a couple bolts; we’ll be done in like, 10 minutes,”

— and this, is how you anger the Gods.

Last week I replaced the battery in my wife’s CR-V. It took 3 minutes to replace the battery and 45 minutes to find where in the engine bay my 10mm ratchet had fallen to.

He messed up. He had the advantage but didn’t press it. Also deciding to eat those fists with his face was a bold strategy that just didn’t work out for him.

Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

The game keeps changing. Just 7 years ago the Lakers and Lamar kept winning titles with a high four.

In the words of our fearless leader, they knew what they were getting into.

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Swaggy P will be fine as long as there is never a point where they might actually need Swaggy P. Suddenly it won’t be so fun anymore.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

Don’t forget the followup to the tax cuts - oh wow, now the deficit has exploded, we have no choice now but to cut health care, unemployment benefits, or anything else that benefits mainstream America.