It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

I heard he has a Slim Jim on hand at all times to act as an edible stylus.

This is a trash opinion.

My mileage didn’t vary, it was weak as shit.

So your editorial ethics are determined by some random Tumblr run by anons, then?

Chalk me up as another one who feels you need to stop pushing that.

Your mileage may vary.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

All of those things are things he said during his act.

But enough about Derrick Carr.

When is comes to females cosmo ain’t got nothing to do with my selection.

Compliments of Captain Insano.

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

Does it matter?

Stacey Dash?

They’re doubling the standard deduction, so most people with mortgages won’t pay enough in interest to need that deduction anymore.

Home Depot has always allowed them. People with “emotional support/service animals” are becoming more common, and most of those dogs are truly awful.

If you have a “life threatening” allergy to dogs wouldn’t you want to get off the plane.