tylerzahn
Wonka's Power Animal
tylerzahn

+Chapter 11

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

So it can’t fall through a manhole when you drop it on the street.

I agree that we should ask hammerhead sharks what they prefer to be called.

Immunity and half a billion and you are sold I’m sure. He’s not liquid enough for more than a billion to be remotely necessary

But I heard they’re a great way to avoid military service, amirite?!

They completely ruined my Pittsburgh Kneelers joke!

The Denver one really stuck out to me. Like “this is the kneeling section bro...”

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

Nolan Ryan and Randy Johnson weren’t human they were some kind of machines designed for pitching

Bruh....

Oh come on. Are you serious?

fake, soulless structure that was built on a parkland stolen from the neighborhood.

I agree about Yankee stadium, it’s awful. No good beers or anything. Citifield is a much better place to watch a game.

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

“Racist” is a terrible, hateful slur against white people. Probably worse than chink!

Missed irony loves company

So it doesn’t matter how professional you, how educated you may be, if you’re conservative (the “stick to sports” crowd) you still misunderstood the first amendment? (which is ironic)