Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

Lalas has been stuck in the greys for years, I forgot his username.

+1 auto-play video that i want to light on fire oh shit now i’ve scrolled to a different article i guess

+1 non-existent text editing abilities on iPad.

+1 slow-loading ad on mobile that makes the nav jump

Well, Simba became king because of who his dad was too.

That lion and sheep quote that gets thrown around is corny and lame. Anybody who uses it is letting us know that not only do they indeed truly care, but they are terrible at talking shit as well.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

Ok, Michael Bradley, you’re the lion.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I don’t like to think of it as lazy. It just likes to go its own direction.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

At the end, Junior Seau did too.

If only there were a quarterback out there who, after biding his time on the bench, took over a team with a stacked defense and got to the Super Bowl. But those guys aren’t just available at this point of the season, right?

I’m of the mind that we’re being silly by not allowing people to ruin themselves to achieve Olympic greatness. So what if our wrestlers all die of massive infarctions at 35? They had GLORY!

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

We demand Deadspin take action against HighAndTight’s obvious false allegations. He blatant disrespects both the flag, the Badge, the troops and the Apple Pies.