tylerzahn
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tylerzahn

We are on board with someone who throws a pie in a politician’s face being charged with and accepting a low-level misdemeanor with a fine and community service, not being forced to go on trial for a goddamn felony assault charge.

We are also on board with politicians that commit numerous acts of sexual assault being

I think what we are on board with is two criminal trials to prosecute a relatively harmless political act against a serial sexual harasser and fraudster, when the guy has already been punished by getting his ass kicked, are perhaps pushing things a little too far.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

There was once a team that won eight titles in a row.

No he isn’t.

Each time Tyronn Lue takes Lebron out in the first half is a new fireable offense, and yet he does it every game and the same thing happens every time.

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

I would agree to this if MLB also agreed to outlaw the Boston accent...and Red Sox fans...and the entire franchise.

I live in New England. NYC, in spite of all its faults, is 1000 times better than Boston, and anyone who isn’t a crazy homer knows this.

Actually it is because of lack of maintenance and updating for the first eighty or ninety years while fares were kept low. The maintenance backlog is in the multi-billions despite tons being spent in the past two decades. Only one line has a modern train control system. They came out in the late 1960's.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up

Oh yeah? Well you I’m eating a hotdog and fried egg sandwich for breakfast at 4 pm, so there!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

“Can you hang around for a few minutes. He’ll be stone dead in a moment.”

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say