I am unfamiliar with this guy other than turning his videos off when Youtube thinks I want to see them. My reason is because he looks like a Hobbit cos playing as a douche bag. I’m glad to hear my instincts were accurate.

I honestly don’t see the big deal. Coaches/owners should be able to run their teams how they see fit. If teams can tank and it’s acceptable, I don’t see how resting starters is a big deal.

Deadspin: Bears, Dongs & Poop

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

I mean...you right.

One of my roommates had to have surgery for Plies once. He couldn’t sit in a chair for several days.

Like 95% of the band, I have no idea who the fuck this is.

just witness it ghill, just witness it...

THERE’S A DRAYMOND GREEN JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE GOTTA KEEP DIGGING CHECK BACK SOON

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

“And a bizarre, shitty old Jeep that was never going to run anyhow”

Don’t forget the Miatas...

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

This is worrying. Mainly because it means Russia would have to assume any sign of aggression -even non-nuclear, like for example Turkey shooting down Russian jets- meant it has to consider whether to launch its nukes immediatly or face the possibility of not being able to launch at all. Nuclear deterrant only works if…

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

Not a single opioid was named in this entire piece. Listed a sleep aid, NSAID, Benadryl, muscle relaxer, and an antibiotic. I listed them in order to make it easier for you. Really terrifying to think what those players did with that whole bottle of UTI antibiotics (gasp!).