FYI: do not try to mess with your body’s pH. A human being operates in a very narrow range between 7.35 and 7.45. Anything in the blood above 7.55 or below 7.1 is rarely seen outside of an intensive care unit.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

This is the Thunder this year when Russ goes off.

I don’t think the Thunder are losing because Andre Roberson didn’t get enough touches.

Coming this summer.

Forget dragging him down by his backpack, that kid needed a good old fashioned ass beating.

Your choice of “non-athletic” QB is curious considering Rodgers is one of the most mobile QBs in the league.

Seriously, can you see yourself pulling for someone called Coy Craft

“These people have awful names.”

Is that similar to JaMarcus Russell’s Codeine Syrup weight?

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message? 

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

(Gets on telestrator) This was a really good use of the producer’s challenge flag here.

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

“Your contract demands are unreasonable based on your Shaqtin’ A Fool metrics.”