The Dane Cook of flags 

Thought it was just regular butt sex ya know, the consentual type. Not the Kobe type. I totally could be wrong but hey Kobe is still a rapist trying to sell entertainment to children. 

...so he’ll say “sore-ree” every 15 seconds while he’s raping you, then?

Lazy clouds

Restricted free agent. The thinking is if they get kyrie they let Russell walk

Best bat/back flip is automatic MVP. 

Bless you Giri. How do you not just laugh at these people as they continually gas themselves up in everything they say. 

It should be noted that the dude who knocked him out was not fucking around. He squared up purpose. 

Rape don't forget rape. 

How do you not call this one Jorge? 

It's the lack of shirt. It's really rounds out the routine. 

McDonald's was always the parent swap hahahaha. 

That's called a hot bag

Snoop is top 5.

We get it Katia, you want to fuck your brother. 

Hug? 

Wait you just carry an 870 around? Like in a back sling? That's both insane and hilarious if true. 

Nope, Boogie is just a giant James Harden on defense.

Mamba mentality leads to rape.