So is lithium but, ya know, you have to take the lithium for it to work 

Huh. What a reasonable and thoughtful post. This has to be some Klan conspiracy... 

Hahaha. My mom wants a word with you young man. 

Idiot. 

Or as freeze has him listed in his contacts "Rough Hands" 

I thought Joe Buck shutting the fuck up and just saying he stayed in bounds was the best call of his life. 

Because you recognize that his “hacks” are simply ways to muddle through life with actually getting good at anything. And while is may be an “efficient”a way of being, it places so little value on what you choose to do that everything becomes empty and your life unfulfilled. 

14 Billion a year in revenue. 60k for a competent investigator is just far too big an ask. 

Thought you guys were pro union? That’s a union dude right there. Work hard til your new contract and then muck it up til on the job injury or retirement.. Smart man that Andrew Wiggins 

She has a PhD in exercise physiology and then did enough research in the other fields to earn degrees in those as well

“For the Tebow himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Tebow will rise first. Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Tebow in the air, and so we will…

What's the over-under trump thinks that Aide is Hope Hicks. 

They literally saved my grandma’s life twice. She also had a tendency to leave it dangling on any door knob she could find. They can get expensive and annoying if they are lost a lot but not nearly as bad as hearing aids.

The best part is other teams would be whole hearted participants. They just line 3 tall guys up on the foul line so he has to shoot from literally anywhere else and boom. He gets his reps and the opponent get their win. 

My mother has passed down “if you lie your penis will fall off” my 6year now regularly tells her brother that (granted the kid has some tall tales ) . It’s hilarious 

I'm cool with this happening every Rockets game. One shove and one punch for every 30 bullshit trips to the foul line per game. 

Not a fan of either but I am a New Yorker and I’d go check out Butler and Kriskross Porkchops tear it down any day. 

Yeah, everyone seems to forget in all this that he is still top 15 on both ends of the court. He wants a team that will win and he wants to get paid. 

And James Earl Carter is such a good fucking name too. 

Why not be taken seriously? James Earl Carter would’ve been re-elected, Jimmy got shit canned.