Word, he’s actually Jimmy Butler the third. So generations of wtf. 

Generally with you on that shit but I think his legal name is Jimmy so he gets a pass. 

Idk man Smart seems like the better bet but I bet J.R. Is on some Mickey O'Neil shit where once he gets his shirt off it's lights out. 

Buress was funnier. And so damn cold.... Lol. 

It should be screamed from the rooftops because until I recently re-read about the case I thought they went to trial and he was found innocent. This happened when I was 18 so blame counter-strike and weed but still, fuck that dude. 

“I like your mouth” is my comeback when old guys start saying "back in my day" you can watch their brains reboot. It's glorious. 

Outside of Fedor Emelianenko, pudgy middle aged men are the funniest angry people.

Cocaine is a helluva drug. 

Shit, I didn’t realize that he was Drexl in True Romance til last year...

Blumenthal quoting Graham was fucking gangsta.

Judge needs to learn from Yankee greats, never confront face to face. Slip out the back then send a gift basket and Valtrex prescription.

Right, and a “threat to society” because I set one public park on fire. Have you seen the bullshit Kanye has been up to?!?!?! 

God he’s amazing

Carmello Anthony drinking a glass of milk is the most on brand thing ever. 

Easy R. Kelly, put that thing away.

Right, the take that his words are always pre planned always seemed like a back handed knock at his intelligence. As if he couldn’t possibly think the way he does because (insert antiquated stereotype)

This is the correct way to use a truck. 

That makes more sense than Joint Practices. 

2nd day ever doing demo, tried to be cool and kick a hole through a wall. Succeeded! Also kicked through a big ass mirror that sliced straight down my shin and skinned me like a potato. Proceeded to pass out twice and piss my pants. Fun. 

Burn it down and start over is the only way you fix that stadium and that traffic. But it won't burn because it’s filled with those wet noodle ass dodger dogs.