tylerzahn
Wonka's Power Animal
tylerzahn

Never fuck with a man who has two knee braces. He's seen some shit. 

If it’s just supply lines then go with pex and there shouldn’t be too much wall opening needed. also when you get pex from a distributor I believe theres a 25 year warranty?

Go with dawn and boiling water. Dawn first let it coat the drain while the water boils and then a big pot of boiling water. Bathtub and kitchen sink quarterly helps to keep things flowing

Right, send $154 of my money to someone else and I’m liable to violence.

I like what you stand for. 

Those are great rules.

Gym Owner/ Trainer here: it’s OK to ask her/him to move or ask a trainer or gym staff to ask if you’re not comfortable asking. I’m at the gym for 10 hours a day and I will help facilitate everyone’s work out as much as possible. Also, if you’re doing curls in the squat rack at my gym and it’s empty, I’m still asking

God, I hope my dude drove out in the scissor lift. 

Cali has the best donuts. 

Nah, when you lose a bet to Rovell you but the fucking lotion on!!

I know little of what the money side of basketball. Could the Lakers also get Boogie and Kawhi? Cuz I’d watch that.

I boxed for a time when I was younger and was a bit “rowdy”. Got into an argument in a bar where a guy who apparently knew I was a boxer proceeded to punch himself in the face to get pumped up and promptly broke his own nose. I now see him at the gym almost everyday. He’s still a tool.

Suit shorts. He’s the greatest of all time.

Jackson. You can sleep through mindfulness breathing.

Radio rappers have their place just like 6'2 shooters on great teams. They will make their money and get their fame but they won’t be Lebron.

The Steph Curry analogy is a great one when used for Drake. Yeah he’s great and kids like him but he’s so corny you can’t stand that much of him. Basically, it’s nice to watch them play their games but so great to see them get dunked on.

This is the single best kinja convo I have ever read. It gives me hope for humanity.

Good weed, amazing land and something else surely....

Of course.

It’s a running series