Pills. It’s the pills. Probably not the lithium, he’s definitely not taking the lithium.

Still faster than David Ortiz

That’s because every Gin drinker has at least 2 cats. It’s that poop parasite thing they do. Makes Gin taste good.

Kevin Love is made of legos. He just shuffles around all square footed until a part falls off and he goes all phantom limb pain face.

Been saying this for years. I go down for the carribean world series every couple of years and it rivals world cup soccer atmsphere. It is the best baseball experience in the world.

He has to trust the process.

You slather those fans in coconut oil and get them in the sun and they’ll come around.

Anderson at 24 is just warming up for his old-man rec ball summer league. Where things like running and jumping get set aside by rules like “no fast breaks” and oldest gets the first pick. Let’s just hope he doesn’t shower like the old heads.

STOREPE20 gets you an extra 20% off sale price at Perry Ellis

STOREPE20 gets you an extra 20% off sale price at Perry Ellis

The KD/(insert other giant human) double team they featured randomly throughout the game was terrifyingly ingenious.

Hold up. Is her show really called Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager?!?!?! Because part of me wants to trust that this is a dig at her but another part of me HOPES this is what it’s come to.

As a bald man I can attest to all number of things sticking to your head. What we lack in luscious locks we make up for with spiderman like stickyness and good luck rubbing weirdness

It is Bateman level creepy

Fucking sissies, we tarred and feathered the JV squad and they loved it.. Kids these days..

What is zoho mail?

NPR tiny desk concert series. Not everyone is great but they’re all good.

Fuck Paul Pierce.

Now I feel bad for the word “research”

Move upstate. It’s like the slow red neck south where people are kind and kind of weird, except but we talk fast and have a bit more diversity, although just as few teeth.