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McCann: that’s not how you play the game!

Word. Couch < 1hr, bed >1hr

That’s too sexy for the anthem

“Hero Dog Destroys Dodge Journey”

Jambalaya and beignet sugar shits

Oil based? That shit never goes away

Fucking protein shake, milk, whey peanut butter and chocolate. Went in the damn cup holders and 12v plug and every crack and crevice where it baked in the summer sun. Left my windows open on the job site because of the smell and my circular saw and router were jacked. That’s how i learned about enzymatic cleaners.

Leo! Lover of naps, riding with his head out the window at 70 mph, all living creatures and butts.

This happens to every small town near the Amtrak line in upstate New York and it always makes me wonder, when will the income disparity be too much and people start revolting. Protesting is nice and all but it feels like it’s just a matter of time before people start getting crazy.

While his form is pretty bad especially at the start and end. If his hips are indeed where his belt is placed, which is to say he has (high hips) the rest of the move is par for course for someone with his body type.

what...is that color? It seems that color has sprouted blonde hair! What the hell is going on.

God Brady sounds like a dude that’s been hit about the head a bunch. Needs some Recovery water

And what a 5.5 bed? Not fitting alot of wood in that bed let alone meat and cheese.

Green nut shot on the box out, Beal grabbed his jersey and Green turned to swing so Beal python locked his face. Hahaha good for Beal fuck that dude.

Hands down, slowly lumbering toward the dude that just punched you in the face is the best game plan.

So your saying square pizza wouldn’t fit through a round hole.... That’s heavy.

His #1 New York goal is - do all the weed.

Went through 2 Mitsubishi Galant’s road tripping the west coast, broke the oil filter in Yellowstone doing some sweet off roading and got another one stuck on the side of a cliff in Moab. Tow truck destroyed that one by basically dragging the wheels off the cliff. Best part was they just delivered a new Galant and we

I’d pay so much money to see super Olympians compete against one another.

Wait, that wasn’t Gerald Butler?