What's the over-under trump thinks that Aide is Hope Hicks. 

They literally saved my grandma’s life twice. She also had a tendency to leave it dangling on any door knob she could find. They can get expensive and annoying if they are lost a lot but not nearly as bad as hearing aids.

The best part is other teams would be whole hearted participants. They just line 3 tall guys up on the foul line so he has to shoot from literally anywhere else and boom. He gets his reps and the opponent get their win. 

My mother has passed down “if you lie your penis will fall off” my 6year now regularly tells her brother that (granted the kid has some tall tales ) . It’s hilarious 

I'm cool with this happening every Rockets game. One shove and one punch for every 30 bullshit trips to the foul line per game. 

Not a fan of either but I am a New Yorker and I’d go check out Butler and Kriskross Porkchops tear it down any day. 

Yeah, everyone seems to forget in all this that he is still top 15 on both ends of the court. He wants a team that will win and he wants to get paid. 

And James Earl Carter is such a good fucking name too. 

Why not be taken seriously? James Earl Carter would’ve been re-elected, Jimmy got shit canned. 

Word, he’s actually Jimmy Butler the third. So generations of wtf. 

Generally with you on that shit but I think his legal name is Jimmy so he gets a pass. 

Idk man Smart seems like the better bet but I bet J.R. Is on some Mickey O'Neil shit where once he gets his shirt off it's lights out. 

Buress was funnier. And so damn cold.... Lol. 

It should be screamed from the rooftops because until I recently re-read about the case I thought they went to trial and he was found innocent. This happened when I was 18 so blame counter-strike and weed but still, fuck that dude. 

“I like your mouth” is my comeback when old guys start saying "back in my day" you can watch their brains reboot. It's glorious. 

Outside of Fedor Emelianenko, pudgy middle aged men are the funniest angry people.

Cocaine is a helluva drug. 

Shit, I didn’t realize that he was Drexl in True Romance til last year...

Blumenthal quoting Graham was fucking gangsta.

Judge needs to learn from Yankee greats, never confront face to face. Slip out the back then send a gift basket and Valtrex prescription.