Right, and a “threat to society” because I set one public park on fire. Have you seen the bullshit Kanye has been up to?!?!?! 

God he’s amazing

Carmello Anthony drinking a glass of milk is the most on brand thing ever. 

Easy R. Kelly, put that thing away.

Right, the take that his words are always pre planned always seemed like a back handed knock at his intelligence. As if he couldn’t possibly think the way he does because (insert antiquated stereotype)

This is the correct way to use a truck. 

That makes more sense than Joint Practices. 

2nd day ever doing demo, tried to be cool and kick a hole through a wall. Succeeded! Also kicked through a big ass mirror that sliced straight down my shin and skinned me like a potato. Proceeded to pass out twice and piss my pants. Fun. 

Burn it down and start over is the only way you fix that stadium and that traffic. But it won't burn because it’s filled with those wet noodle ass dodger dogs.

Never fuck with a man who has two knee braces. He's seen some shit. 

If it’s just supply lines then go with pex and there shouldn’t be too much wall opening needed. also when you get pex from a distributor I believe theres a 25 year warranty?

Go with dawn and boiling water. Dawn first let it coat the drain while the water boils and then a big pot of boiling water. Bathtub and kitchen sink quarterly helps to keep things flowing

Right, send $154 of my money to someone else and I’m liable to violence.

I like what you stand for. 

Those are great rules.

Gym Owner/ Trainer here: it’s OK to ask her/him to move or ask a trainer or gym staff to ask if you’re not comfortable asking. I’m at the gym for 10 hours a day and I will help facilitate everyone’s work out as much as possible. Also, if you’re doing curls in the squat rack at my gym and it’s empty, I’m still asking…

God, I hope my dude drove out in the scissor lift. 

Cali has the best donuts. 

Nah, when you lose a bet to Rovell you but the fucking lotion on!!

I know little of what the money side of basketball. Could the Lakers also get Boogie and Kawhi? Cuz I’d watch that.