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I boxed for a time when I was younger and was a bit “rowdy”. Got into an argument in a bar where a guy who apparently knew I was a boxer proceeded to punch himself in the face to get pumped up and promptly broke his own nose. I now see him at the gym almost everyday. He’s still a tool.

Suit shorts. He’s the greatest of all time.

Jackson. You can sleep through mindfulness breathing.

Radio rappers have their place just like 6'2 shooters on great teams. They will make their money and get their fame but they won’t be Lebron.

The Steph Curry analogy is a great one when used for Drake. Yeah he’s great and kids like him but he’s so corny you can’t stand that much of him. Basically, it’s nice to watch them play their games but so great to see them get dunked on.

This is the single best kinja convo I have ever read. It gives me hope for humanity.

Good weed, amazing land and something else surely....

Of course.

It’s a running series

Pills. It’s the pills. Probably not the lithium, he’s definitely not taking the lithium.

Still faster than David Ortiz

That’s because every Gin drinker has at least 2 cats. It’s that poop parasite thing they do. Makes Gin taste good.

Kevin Love is made of legos. He just shuffles around all square footed until a part falls off and he goes all phantom limb pain face.

Been saying this for years. I go down for the carribean world series every couple of years and it rivals world cup soccer atmsphere. It is the best baseball experience in the world.

He has to trust the process.

You slather those fans in coconut oil and get them in the sun and they’ll come around.

Anderson at 24 is just warming up for his old-man rec ball summer league. Where things like running and jumping get set aside by rules like “no fast breaks” and oldest gets the first pick. Let’s just hope he doesn’t shower like the old heads.

STOREPE20 gets you an extra 20% off sale price at Perry Ellis

STOREPE20 gets you an extra 20% off sale price at Perry Ellis

The KD/(insert other giant human) double team they featured randomly throughout the game was terrifyingly ingenious.