Hold up. Is her show really called Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager?!?!?! Because part of me wants to trust that this is a dig at her but another part of me HOPES this is what it’s come to.

As a bald man I can attest to all number of things sticking to your head. What we lack in luscious locks we make up for with spiderman like stickyness and good luck rubbing weirdness

It is Bateman level creepy

Fucking sissies, we tarred and feathered the JV squad and they loved it.. Kids these days..

What is zoho mail?

NPR tiny desk concert series. Not everyone is great but they’re all good.

Fuck Paul Pierce.

Now I feel bad for the word “research”

Move upstate. It’s like the slow red neck south where people are kind and kind of weird, except but we talk fast and have a bit more diversity, although just as few teeth.

McCann: that’s not how you play the game!

Word. Couch < 1hr, bed >1hr

That’s too sexy for the anthem

“Hero Dog Destroys Dodge Journey”

Jambalaya and beignet sugar shits

Oil based? That shit never goes away

Fucking protein shake, milk, whey peanut butter and chocolate. Went in the damn cup holders and 12v plug and every crack and crevice where it baked in the summer sun. Left my windows open on the job site because of the smell and my circular saw and router were jacked. That’s how i learned about enzymatic cleaners.

Leo! Lover of naps, riding with his head out the window at 70 mph, all living creatures and butts.

This happens to every small town near the Amtrak line in upstate New York and it always makes me wonder, when will the income disparity be too much and people start revolting. Protesting is nice and all but it feels like it’s just a matter of time before people start getting crazy.

While his form is pretty bad especially at the start and end. If his hips are indeed where his belt is placed, which is to say he has (high hips) the rest of the move is par for course for someone with his body type.

what...is that color? It seems that color has sprouted blonde hair! What the hell is going on.