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Coming early was a mistake. It's like Christmas Eve and I'm restless. At least they have this eye candy to keep my mind occupied.

Today they announced three all-new powerplants that will have both turbocharging and fanboy's favorite variable cam timing acronym — VTEC.

My final submission.

Wankel:

I came for the BIG AMERICAN TITTIEEEEEZZ!

but it doesnt necessarily make the car more impressive

Can somebody photoshop blood all over one like this?

You show some gotdamn respect when you reply boy

Road America Blue, after the first win in team SRT's ALMS career.

Ha.

You might need some Heartguard if your heart is wormed.

Holy SHIT that's amazing. If this is what the DOJ can do to foreign parts suppliers for making an alternator cost $20 more than it should, imagine what they'll do to all the greedy asshole bankers who illegally ruined our economy!

Apparently the C7 isn't good enough yet.
Direct Injection
Magnetic Ride Control
450+ Horses
Nice Interior
30mpg
7 Speed with ref-matching
E-Diff that is open to full closed in mere seconds
Light for it's size
Nice interior
Good Aero
Aggressive Styling
Smart-fibers and intelligent materials.
All for under 65k (That is a Z51 with

...followed by a running total of units sold.

2014 Corolla: Suck it Jalopnik!

L-body Dodge Charger. Take one of the coolest, most storied muscle car nameplates, make it a front-wheel drive subcompact with the styling of a Soviet Fox-body Mustang, and then fill the engine bay with a Peugeot engine.

1. Make 2-door S/RS3