16. Driving while the wrong color.

Just because you made the mistake of owning one doesn’t change the fact that the hate is justified for this terrible black sheep of the automotive world. You should reconsider all of your life choices.

People hate them because owners do things like this to them:

COTD! I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed by the sponsored content...

Love it. Although maybe the relentless positioning of that sponsored post worked because I think the first thought in all of our minds was something to do with the clone. Personally, I hope the clone also crashed and now must retire in shame

The sponsored post on this site for like two weeks now has been an article about “Watch this Koenigsegg driver race his clone,” or something. Really annoying. Shows up everywhere.

My vote for COTD, does Jalopnik have the balls to call itself out?

His clone probably wrecked him.

I don’t hate him, I just find calling the vast majority of his work music to be a charitable activity. Then again I tend to feel that way about every “artist” who does music by committee brought to you by autotune. I particularly feel sorry for people who have to autotune their speaking voice to get it sounding right,…

I was promised music, but then I found out Kanye still doesn’t know what that is...

Dude, skip the S-Class and fix those stairs on the front porch. They look like they’re gonna fall off the house.

I’ve seen dealers detail a $2000 corolla better than that aston. I hate to think what the mechanic who had to work on it did.

Clean Porsche 996 or ugly Ford-parts-bin Aston... yeah, CP.

Yeah but I tend to look up any car dealer. One bad review and no good is 100% failure.

Tavarish did.

The QX30 is a GLA, and they will be right around the same price, reliability will be the same, etc. I think the GLA looks better, especially with the sport package and night styling and xenon lights. plus it actually is a decent handler and has a lot of torque, and shifts are smooth and quick.

Will there be an AMG Black version?

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

This video and concept has a lot of potential to be cool, but they managed to somehow miss all of it...