The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

So like this?

What’s the sport coming to when a man can’t feel safe playing football?

In other words, he channeled Michael Winslow?

FISTTVA is just a weird secret message, man.

Facebook chillin’

Harbaugh’s salary isn’t really 9 million; 4 million of that is an interest-free loan that went right to a life insurance premium that gets paid back when the policy is cashed - Michigan gets their 4 million back before anything else. It’s obviously a substantial benefit, and the interest-free aspect of it certainly…

“He clearly traveled and that was obviously pass interference!”

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

And luckily for all of us, there are people like you to bring this up in every sports related post, two decades later. Fallout 4, GTAV, Mafia 3, all years apart from their previous releases, all major glitches. But because you don’t like _____ (insert sport, game title or series), you are immune and only buy perfect…

Joe Buck takes a lot of shit, and his moralizing over the Randy Moss mooning back in the day was definitely over the top, but he actually seems like a good dude and he (usually) calls a good game.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

You’ve gotta be insane to coach a program in the same division as Saban, yet where the boosters still expect you to contend for a national championship every year. Miles was that insane bastard, and he did just that for almost a decade. Good luck replacing him LSU. You won’t.

I didn’t draft any of those players? Should I start my Half-elf warlock instead?

I remember when Madden 95 or 96 was released and we had a party at my friend’s house with a mini-tournament. One friend kept saying how great it was because, “It’s 16 megs!” When asked what that meant he just stopped and said, “I have no fucking clue, but it’s 16 megs!”

I was at Universal Islands of Adventure this weekend, and everyone was playing pokemon go. Kinda mind blowing that you have all this awesome stuff going on and people are more enthralled with catching their 50th Ratatta. BAN POKEMON GO!!....thats the end of my 31 year old millennial old man rant. Thanks for listening.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

They might...

they can't get a trademark for "College football playoff" (pertaining to software and mobile devices). College football playoff is what college football is calling their new playoff system kind of like how the Super Bowl is the Nfls championship.