Stop making me want to re-sub!

My long time girlfriend used to volunteer at a suicide hotline. Most people are calling because they really do want to live, they want someone to convince them not to. This is why most people who work at those hotlines have a very small number of anyone who ends up going through with it. One day though, she had a man…

What David Foster Wallace had to say on suicide completely changed my view on the subject.

"You need to send this to Rediculousness" said in a dead-serious New England accent is by far the best highlight.

I would suggest adding Obama in the list as a recipient of major ISP money.

Damn, you're right. If only there were, I don't know, some kind of chart included in the article above that showed that he took money from telecom giants. Maybe even sorted by each telecom company that donated and how much each one donated.

There is zero chance an amateur runner ran the 2nd half of a sub-3 hour marathon 17 minutes faster than the first. ZERO.

Rock out with your Hawk out, amirite?

What an all-around shitshow. These two need to break up yesterday, and this person in particular should never be invited to a party: Sometime between 12:58 a.m. and 2:30 a.m., a guest was about to leave but stopped by the upstairs room where McDonald's fiancée was sleeping "to warn her that some women were getting…

Hello and welcome back. I'm David Attenborough and this week we've travelled north to the frozen tundras of Green Bay. Players huddle for warmth and even coaches need to get fired up to survive at these climes. Hoho! And would you look at that! A Masthay! This may actually be the first footage of a live Masthay, very…

No, but neither does anybody else.

There's going to be very stylish, homeless person here where i live in Brazil.
He's getting a Cutler jersey for sure.

I've defended him a whole bunch to a whole lot of people who disliked him (for the wrong reasons like -body language- and -bitch face-). But if you're a bears QB and you can't beat the packers, you…

Agreed, I was disappointed when I noticed the Indiana player's head was still connected to his neck.

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?

When made to endure jokes about hair removal it's only natural for a beard to get quite uncomfortable.

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

I heard Gurley's charity of choice will be the "Free Gurley" charity.

Sounds like a fire sale.