It's a shame to be shorthanded at a time like that.

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

You're complaining about watching an OT game?

The saddest part is 100% of Alabama fans, regardless of age, would have sex with her if it meant winning a title this season.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.

stoooop, randy moss? gronk? hernandez? troy brown? welker? i mean this whole brady has never had help thing is getting ridiculous there were tons of seasons where people said peyton was throwing to nobodies too but we forget that now

Jim Rome was suspended for 15 days when he provoked Jim "Chris" Everett and cowered in the corner.

Kersh is the based God

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Sorry, left my stopwatch counting my play time at home so I was forced to estimate

Per @JayGlazer, refs say Colin Kaepernick dropped the N-word on the field last week. Kaepernick denying it, saying he found it there.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

This is a noble effort, Kevin, but I might suggest that an easier option is "ignore worthless comment from burner and keep it in the gray."

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

In elementary school I would act up in class, distract others and not do my work. One day the teacher took me to the principal, they sat me down and had a discussion with me and then I got a hit or two from the paddle. Didn't act up in class, didn't distract others and did all my work after that.

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

They should suspend him without pay.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules: