I was at Universal Islands of Adventure this weekend, and everyone was playing pokemon go. Kinda mind blowing that you have all this awesome stuff going on and people are more enthralled with catching their 50th Ratatta. BAN POKEMON GO!!....thats the end of my 31 year old millennial old man rant. Thanks for listening.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

They might...

We need more rational, level-headed thoughts like this on both sides of this issue.

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

There is never a wrong day to show up baked at work.

+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.

It was crazy, dude. Miami won the whole thing. Promise!

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

No more basketballs for him EVER.

The thing that set off McGregor was Diaz throwing a bottle at him.

Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.

+1 eye of the pyramid

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Wrong.

My take: Matthew Stafford is a higher paid version of when Matt Schaub was good.

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