This guys advice is better

I like how he repeatedly readjusts his hair, as if the fighting could possibly make it look any worse.

If that is not the worst haircut, it is certainly the worst I have ever seen.

The shaved sides give a better slap sound.

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

I’m tellin’ ya, the NBA ain’t what it used to be. I’ll never forget the days of Jayson Williams’ gun-and-run offense.

I guess it’s kind of a sign of progress that the 21st century version of LBJ is a lot less bloodthirsty than the 20th century one.

Facebook was right?!

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

So...Ragnar is a better negotiator than Kam Chancellor.

You guys should really be more thorough in your editing. Their is no such thing as an easy pick for Chris Conte.

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.

The mention of “The 12s” is easily the most intolerable part of this saga

Just because someone is asking for it doesn’t mean you should give it to them.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.