"Fuckin' beautiful."

It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.

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BUT THERE ARE NO WIZARDS IN WASHINGTON

They don't allow jazz in Utah, though. The only music allowed is a forlorn wail after your third sister-wife dies, and even that only into a closet filled with pillows after midnight, when decent people are asleep.

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

It isn't about class. For me, it is about insecurity. You're going to the Super bowl, but you are so deeply insecure that you have to pile on a taunt too? Take your win and let the losers suck on it.

It can't be called arrogance when the talk's backed up.

The game was over. Save your stale, old-fart whining about "class." It can't be called arrogance when the talk's backed up.

I really feel for this guy.

You don't expect to end up paralyzed after weight lifting. Even after Crossfit.

Well, I'm not a fan of crossfit obsessives, but the pullups aren't "cheating". Its a different kind of exercise, but its not meant to be a "cheat".

There's no excuse for sloppy O-lifts, and that's where things get dangerous. It's not by design, and usually the result of a poorly coached gym where the trainers don't have enough sense or control to tell their athletes to use an appropriate weight.

NBA ball sucks. I can't take my eyes off this game, though.

Mud was absolutely amazing

One for every pleat.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Even at 108 degrees, she's still not as hot as people want her to be.

Never change, Sir Charles. Ever.

Not bad for a guy on a team that never changed out of its pjs.