1. Rock on. Do yo thang.

The scariest is a car that doesn’t belong to you. Because if the wreck doesn’t kill you, the person who lent you the car will. TAKE NOTE, TEENAGERS.

Last week I piloted a rental 2016 Town & Country for 1500 miles across the state of Michigan with one passenger. I used the “infotainment system” to surf FM channels for about five minutes while waiting for my friends. Maybe I’m accustomed to silence because none of my current transportation devices have ever had…

Well, since it was just on Jay Leno’s Garage, I have to mention the Mercedes C-111, which I’ve had mixed feelings about for years.

The kitchen was tiny and she always told me to GTFO when I tried to help. I’m no cook either. Believe me, I’d love to help!

My girlfriend tried to make pizza a couple years ago... and it did NOT come out well. Telling people to make their own pizza is kind of like telling them to replace their own brake pads. Many people can do it, but some just aren’t comfortable with it.

UGH I forgot about that.

Be safe; come back January 1st.

Good to hear my comedy distribution is working properly

I don’t think you’re getting my point. Did I not adequately spark your imagination?

One time my points went out of adjustment.

More overhang means more leverage; you need less weight to get the same amount of traction, versus putting the water directly over the axle.

Extra weight over the drive wheels will always give you better traction in slippery conditions. No, it won’t necessarily help you stop any sooner, but it’s not intended to do so. As for antifreeze, what do you put into your radiator? Use that.

See, what they really need is one of these on a three foot rope, to lasso something and pull themselves in!

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of rally trophies rattling around in my trunk.

And that’s one of its great attributes! Ask anyone who’s owned an EF Civic hatch. Same deal; it’s like driving a fishbowl!

Real Life:

8, 7, 4, 2: “What, can’t you afford a newer/nicer car?”

Just work on your car anyway. Before I moved to a house this spring, I was living in a second floor apartment in the Detroit area. They didn’t allow working on cars, and said even opening the hood crossed the line.

So what did I do with a 20 year old car and 50 year old truck? I tried to be friendly to all my…

Finally, a suitable car with which to take the kids to school!

No, it would have to know someone will take control. Can you imagine the legal sh*tstorm that would ensue if the car decided it didn’t want to drive, and 1/2 second later stopped controlling itself?