Rear wheel drive. I'll allow it.

Name?

This is a Dodge Dart. That...I don't know what that is.

I prefer this Jew car

I prefer this Jew car.

I guess as soon as you sign the paperwork at the Toyota dealer, you are automatically slapped with a "Driving while distracted" charge.

If it had quad headlights, that C might have been replaced with an N

Tifa: SHORYUKEN!

The sad thing is, America is going to believe the opposite of what the government tells them. If Iran did shoot it down, I think it was a lucky shot. Maybe the remote pilot was flying it too low.

F-bodies are for drag racing. You only need to stop once.

Rule of thumb: If your brakes are large enough to lock up, you've got enough brakes.

17" wheels and 16" rotors? Some Japanese engineer didn't think about there the caliper is going to go...

Dinosaur blood sounds better. Plant juice is what you put in a prius' "fuel" tank

Electric motor: front wheels

I can be offensive without trying.

警方派遣: "Alright, we're looking for a reckless driver. Around 5'5", black hair, narrow eyes. Last seen driving a kei truck."

30 hp is plenty for hooning when you've got MAYBE 30 lbs of sprung weight over the rear wheels.

Lol'd

Tucker vs. post-war America

...vs. Mini