Get your 5 day racing license and buy/lease a 125 shifter kart or a Formula Mazda.

No kidding, I asked jason to show us the Obama bashing on Jalopnik that goes with “being president”. Tick..tock...

Show us the “Obama bashing” on Jalopnik that goes with “being President” whydontcha, Jason?
We are waiting...you had 8 years, surely there must be something...anything?

why am I not shocked that the first response, which also has 170 plus stars, is one that actually defends passive aggressiveness. You whiny little bitches with your safe spaces and micro aggressions.

Is he actually holding up traffic, or just giving his buddy the green light when there’s a break in traffic? Seems to me like they’re following NYC jaywalking etiquette: if there’s no car coming, go ahead and cross.

This would be great, although possibly topped by a Reliant Robin. I’m pretty sure Doug could just post roll over videos every week and we would be entertained.

Race car or bust!

I would love to see you in a classic Mini.

Doug...don’t listen to these amateurs. For real you need a Morgan 3-wheeler. Just think of all the fun you would have driving around Philly...in a 3-Wheeler. You can even buy some silly hats and gloves.

2CV! I would love to see Doug chronicle 2CV ownership. Plus, it’s wonky enough maybe Jason would do some guest videos. Doug AND Jason on the same video? Awesome.

Citroen 2CV

A pre-2000 “classic” Mini! Preferably an 80s Cooper S with the 1.6L. And you can discuss the silly 25 year import law some more, but instead how 1990s Minis slip through customs and even get registered on the road because everybody here thinks they are from the 1970s. Not to mention it’s adorable. And the polar…

Something French. I vote Citroen SM or C6. I know the C6 was covered a bit here but learning about living with something like that would be great. But the SM is just.... hnnnng. Plus weird French cars, vintage ones at that, will have endless blog fodder.

An Ariel Atom. After the completely sensible and reasonable Ferrari 360 and Nissan Skyline GT-R, you need something absurd and ridiculous. What better way to do that lose every single body panel. It will make your neighbors question your sanity and a base one can be had new for $50k. Not sure about used.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.