Show 'em how it's done Mikey:

"I hope we're all smart enough to realize that just because you use a key..."

my nexus one now chimes in a robotic voice "wake the frack up you lazy bastard" if i sleep past a certain time. it sounds off 15min before i *have* to leave for work "isn't it time to leave for work scott" and then turns on my gps. when entering my car and plugging in, music starts playing, wifi then turns off 30M…

@kzzaaa: Nice!

Okay, this is a great article, but also a riot, as the guy shown meditating on the seiza bench in the photos above is actually working on the other side of the office window next to me. He wants to know why Lifehacker didn't choose the ones where he's doing full lotus.