I'm taking my name out of the running as well.

Why are you so angry? Who hurt you?

What's the matter? Are your cats sick?

What do you expect; a woman with the mind of a 12 year old wrote this.

Why so angry, sweety?

You know you love me!

She took advantage of a drunk man and started a fight with someone who could not consent to a fight.

When was the last time you used the phrase "that bitch"? Most women hate other women.

Why so blue?

I'd whip you into shape.

There's no need to ask why women are crazy.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

I see that the A.V. Club's mod is Kim Jong Un.

The mods here censor more than North Korea.

You need to let the anger and hate go. You will only hurt yourself.

If you mom names you Emile, you have a chip on your shoulder from a young age.

I think you are the one who hates women.

I guess your father didn't give you enough attention. That's okay, I like women with daddy issues.

He's 5' and 99lbs.; he would need a step stool to put a headlock on anyone.

No