What are you? That you feel dumb but continually to nervously chatter anyway?

Are you done being mad at everyone but yourself for telling a bad joke?

Yeah...it’s everyone else’s fault they didn’t get your joke.

Who gives a shit how much damage was caused when her house was broken into and used without her permission?

What’s wrong with private companies censoring dangerous people?

Wait, is that an actual still from the movie?

I’ve watched people spell it “sike” for many, many years.

Let’s hope so.

Mariners fan here, so I’m admittedly biased. Also not a huge fan of the home plate rule, but I understand why it exists.

Kobe...is a top 25 player. All time.

I did too, and it doesn’t make this any less awesome.

Ugh, Millennials.

$10 to watch a bunch of cool-ass stunts on a spectacular screen?

They seem to be survivors.

The people he cares about like him, he gets paid, and we jump at everything he does.

Wouldn’t people change plans for a game 7 though?

It’s always listed by Eastern time.

1) That slightly mitigates his actions, but not very much.

Nearly every employee requires drug tests. It’s fucking stupid and pointless, unless in case of an accident.

...pretty sure they’re not related by blood in this version.