No. Trout has been like this for three years, Bryce has not.

We’re okay with someone stealing a pay stub from a private business? Really?

He’s not going to learn. Can’t come back from that kind of evil.

“Whipping your dick out” is different than “getting naked and doing stupid stuff.”

Was she acting white, though?

Harper seems to whine a lot.

Download a lot of video back then, did ya? At 160x120 res or were we looking at 320x240 those days?

People are going to watch this, aren’t they?

Training for an Ironman seems like at least a part-time job.

Maybe don’t buy any?

Also, this seems a weird dude to replace Bill Simmons.

To tell us the guy ESPN just hired knows little about which he speaks.

You’re going to cover this shindig live, right? Can we lay money on arrests made?

So all the twig bitches couldn’t make fun of her behind her back (pretty close to her character’s reason for choosing the name)

Riiiight.

High heels are terrible for your body, though. Suits aren’t going to cause bunions.

That’s pretty stupid. High heels are TERRIBLE for legs.

You don’t seem like a nice person.

“...which they wouldn’t be wasting if they didn’t have their giant estate.”

Plenty of other landscaping options than grass. You really think we should regulate home sizes?