I’m a semi-serious runner and I enjoy Color Runs with my friends. Not sure why people hate on them.

Look around at most 22-year-olds. They are NOT adults.

Young adults and/or teenagers left to their own wits in a dystopian future?!

Not really. Away from the ball and intentional fouls still force the guy to shoot.

Just for intentional fouls away from the ball.

Totally for this. Fouling a guy shooting is fine, but intentional fouls (especially off the ball) are terribly boring.

Make intentional fouls like this two shots and give the ball back to the offense.

Wasn’t Joan Rivers THE tradition?

Well, maybe we should all stop using literally and figuratively incorrectly.

Good points and I agree. Can’t put that on Nene. Well, all of it, anyway.

Great.

There should be more socially acceptable places to defecate.

YOU WERE PIGGY BACKING ON THE COMMENT.

If the backstory and in-jokes are based on bullshit, then why does it bother you not to understand them?

Sorry that you don’t like to read, man. But you can’t understand the backstory without actually reading the back story.

He mentioned reading, not television.

Should we send lube?

If you want the backstory and in-jokes, it is.

They’re humping his leg while turning their head and talking shit.

Wait, what? Deadspin has almost nothing but hate for Simmons and Grantland.